What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:54

Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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